This could be my theme song

A HEART THAT BEATS (BY LEE EVANS)

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I’m adequately... exceptional.
I’m graduately professional... at being mentally deficient. 
I’m a shrewd... as a sap
With an astute... mental gap.
Occasionally, I can be consistent.

I’m a fool, I’m a flop! I’m a failure!
But you should never judge a book by its co-lour(!)
Cuz there’s a heart that beats inside of me

I’m an educational... intellect
Quite exceptional in fact; perfect
At being... the remedial class brainless dunce
I’m a success! (at losing)
I’m obvious when confusing
I’m always asked for my opinion... once! 

I’m a fool I’m a flop I’m a failure
But you should never judge a book by its cover
Cuz there’s a heart that beats inside of me

I’m a popular hit with the in crowd
A regular wit to be with- and loud! 
I’m a busy... active, unsociable, recluse
I’m an irresistible reject
With an formidable defect
Sexually I’m celebate not in use

I’m a fool, I’m a flop, I’m a failure
But you should never judge a book by its cover
Cos there’s a heart that beats inside of me
a heart that beats inside of me
a heart that beats inside of me